I can't even navigate my own tags anymore, so it's probably time to put together a little fic index. Here you go!

Word of Caution: Here there be stories about consenting adults in same-sex relationships. Sometimes, they even have sex with each other. If this scares you, go read something else. Also, if you're a member of my family and want to keep your illusions, you should probably also go somewhere else. Here, for example.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything related to Stargate:Atlantis, Torchwood or Supernatural. I'm just borrowing them to play with, and I will return them in roughly the same shape I found them.


( SGA John/Rodney slash )
( SGA, John/Rodney AU )

( SGA, gen )

( SGA, other pairings )

( Torchwood, Jack/Ianto )

Title: Scenes From a Practically-Marriage
Author:Zinnith
Pairing:John/Rodney
Rating:R/NC-17
Wordcount:~5300
Warnings:I don't think there's anything particularly traumatising in this story, unless you find airborne muffins scary.
Disclaimer:Not mine, I'm afraid. Even though I would take a lot better care of them than TPTB *pouts*

Notes: Happy belated birthday, sgamadison! A little bit of future!fluff written for the prompt: Rodney worrying that John is becoming bored with him because hot sex has dropped off to two or three times a week instead of every time they can get their hands on each other. I hope this is to your liking, and that there will be many more Madison-filled years to come!

the_cephalopod is, as usual, my beta-hero!

Summary: Rodney never really expected them to have less sex these days.

( Scenes From a Practically-Marriage )

Title: Yours For the Asking
Author: Zinnith
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: ~6500
Warnings: Rated for language, blood, off-screen violence, non-explicit sex
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Also, I'm a writer, not a doctor.

Notes: My extremely late entry for the Kirk/McCoy challenge. I picked the prompt: 01. McCoy gets hurt on-planet and Kirk has to follow his instructions to save him. Pretty much just self-indulgent h/c with a little angst on the side. Many thanks to sgamadison for the beta and for being a generally awesome person!

Summary: Jim should have paid more attention during his first aid classes.

( Yours For the Asking )

I do not follow it, I do not go looking for it. I just read fandom_wank when bored at work.

So, can someone explain how this goes? This is what I have found out:
- Having seen TOS prior to the reboot makes me better than those who haven't.
- However, since I had to watch the reruns (due to not actually being born in the sixties) I'm a n00b trekkie and should shut my mouth.
- Equal liking for TOS and the reboot puts me somewhere in between those who prefer TOS (apparently WIN) and those who prefer the movie (apparently FAIL).
- Writing fic for the reboot is inferior to writing fic for TOS.
- Fangirls are terrible creatures and should DIAF.

Umm... am I a bad person for actually preferring reboot fandom? 'Cause I didn't encounter wank until I started wondering where all the cool old-school trekkies were hanging out. And boy do they have grudges!

Is it just me or are people exceptionally difficult this week?

( It's bug season! )

( And then there's the telemarketers... )

1. I have a new bed! It's big and comfortable and far too expensive but I have the bestest Mum in the universe! I wish I could stay in it all day. I want to live in it. *hugs bed*

2. It's been raining non-stop for two days. It doesn't seem to be letting up any time soon. I can has summer, plz?

3. Am I the only one who finds great pleasure in looking up my own stories on delicious to see how people tagged them? And emit little squeals of delight every time I find a tag that says 'wellwritten' or 'need to rec' or something like that. No? Only me then...

4. I think I'll bake some cookies.

Today has been kind of sucky. I'm home from work with a not-quite-cold that has me completely worn out. I've been shuffling between the bed and the sofa all day. No fun at all :(

So, what better way to spend a sick day than writing porn? This is for velvetmagras who wanted McShep with Jealous/Possessive!John, fisting and Bottom!Rodney. This is short and turned out a little... I don't know. I hope you'll like it!

586 words.

( Nine Tenths )

If you like Star Trek at all, you must read sealed by a fragile touch by classics_geek. Bones gets stuck on a desert planet inside a time dilation field, struggling to get through the days, painfully alone and beginning to doubt that someone's coming for him. On the Enterprise, Jim struggles to save him, just as painfully alone and knowing that every day for him is a month for Bones.

It's an incredibly well-written story. You can feel the scorching heat of the desert, the dryness of Bones' skin, the effort it takes for him to just keep existing. You can feel Jim's desperation, fuelled by worry and sleeplessness, how he drives himself and his crew into exhaustion to get Bones back.

What are you waiting for, just go read it already!

garneteve wanted a bit of medical kink. I must admit I find it hard to see anything sexy about hospitals so I interpreted it my own way - with a little bit of crack on the side! Oh, and I don't usually write McKay/Beckett so I hope I haven't messed them up too much.

Unbeta'd, ~1400 words, R

( TLC )

This is the first porn prompt, for busaikko who wanted:Sex toys, one eager to try something new out and one needing to be convinced, bonus if the experience is not unequivocal bliss (I might have this awkward!sex kink). And/or double penetration? I think I managed to get it all.

John/Rodney. ~3400 words. Unbeta'd. Extremely NC-17. Pretty much just smut with very little plot.

( Broadening Horizons )

I'm bored and I feel like writing some porn. First five people to comment with a prompt gets a ficlet with naked bits!

I take it you remember those German gay penguins from a while back? They have adopted a little baby penguin! Zin approves!

I think I'm dropping out of Merlin Big Bang. Gah! I wanted to finish this thing but, well, fanfic is my hobby and hobbies should be fun and rewarding and this story just...isn't. When you feel like you'd rather de-worm the cat without protective clothing every time you sit down to work on a story, you know it's time to stop and concentrate on something else. Maybe if I give it a rest, it'll sort itself out, but not in time for the deadline.

Excuse me while I go hide in shame. (And possibly start research for SGABB. That will be one fun story to write!)

*slinks off*

This was what we discussed on our lunch break today at work. I don't know anything about math, but you have to admit it's a little bit cool that a sixteen-year-old kid manages to solve a problem that's had mathematicians puzzled for 300 years.

(The kid in question lives in the town where I work. My co-worker went to the same school he goes to. We're all pretty proud at the moment.)

Today is, as I've already said, Towel Day.

What today also is, is the anniversary of The Glorious Revolution of the Twenty-Fifth of May. I'd almost forgotten about it until I started re-reading the book a few days ago.

Sir Terry Pratchett is one of my favourite writers and human beings, and a source of much inspiration. In 2007, he was diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease. So, in Terry's honour, I'd like to drop a few links that you might want to check out.

For you Brits, I'd like to point you in the direction of the Alzheimer's Research Trust, of which Terry is a patron.

For my fellow Swedes, there's Alzheimerfonden.

And for my American friends, there's the Alzheimer's Association.

Just saying...

I wish I had the time to find the corresponding organisation for everyone on the almighty f-list, but you guys know how to use Google, right?

Yeah, I said I wouldn't write another word of Star Trek until Merlin BB was finished. I lied, okay?

Title: Not Easily Impressed
Author: Zinnith
Paring: mostly gen, with background Uhura/Spock (could be Kirk/McCoy if you take off your glasses, turn your head, and squint).
Rating: PG
Wordcount: ~1100
Warning: Butchering of the English language (i.e. unbeta'd). Pure self-indulgent hurt/comfort with no literary qualities whatsoever.

Notes: Written for this prompt over at st_xi_kink. Other people have written this before me. Hell, I have written this before me. But who am I to resist a whumped Kirk? I own my shame, guys, I OWN MY SHAME.

Also, Uhura is awesome. Just thought I'd say in case someone missed that.

Summary: Uhura has to give James Kirk one thing - he has endurance.

( Not Easily Impressed )

1. Signups for the third and final SGA Big Bang are open! This year, I will not chicken out. Now, what to write... maybe that thing where Rodney keeps getting married?

1,5. I reeeeally have to get somewhere on the Merlin BB. Curse you Star Trek for distracting me!

2. My little baby brother is 18 years old today. This means he's an adult according to Swedish law. When did that happen? Happy birthday, brother!

Discovering character voices through porn. Are you really complaining? (I so need to get back to Merlin BB now...)

Title: Marking Territory
Author: Zinnith
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy with background Spock/Uhura and everyone/chair
Rating: R/NC-17
Wordcount: ~1100
Disclaimer: I own nothing.

A/N: For st_xi_kink, the prompt But how 'bout everyone's had sex in the chair... except for Kirk, and he's pouty. First in my mind's Spock/Uhura, but I was thinking the rest of the crew, too. Bonus if someone makes Jim's dream finally, FINALLY come true. I could not resist. Unbeta'd PWP character study.

Summary: "If anyone should get to have sex in the command chair, it should be me."

( Marking Territory )